Just because I'm sick of seeing retarded things in the news, I want to make this more of a regular post.
And the winner of my first Full Retard if the day? College football preview guru Phil Steele.
To be fair, this guy has probably watched more football than any non-coach, or non-player in the world, and has most likely forgotten more about football than I've ever learned. And I respect the guy.
That is, until his preview of the second half of the season had my Washington Huskies going 1-5, with their only win against the worst BCS school in football, Washington State.
Steele's gotta realize that the Pac-10 is doing its best to imitate the 2008 version of the ACC, where nobody can figure out why teams like Boston College are losing to teams like Duke.
Here's ESPN's Ted Miller's take on the situation right now.
Follow along. Stanford dumped Washington. Arizona beat Oregon State. Oregon State whipped Stanford. Washington beat Arizona. No, football is not logical or suitable for mathematical equations. It appears the Pac-10 is nine teams deep in quality, which means every game may be an adventure. Oregon and USC are clearly in the top tier. The other seven are sort of scrambling around.
Scrambling around doesn't mean going 1-5 to end the season. It means balls coming off the feet of Arizona recievers, only to be intercepted and taken back for game winning touchdowns.
And apparently that also means nerdy asian kids trying to keep quiet while their parents sleep.
But, if Steele is right, then UW fans will probably look something like Rob Schneider in The Waterboy, which I don't think will happen.
Just know that in all of UW's games this season, apart from (hopefully) a bowl game, there won't be a better player on the field than Jake Locker.
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